Jandy Hardesty


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4yo: Can I eat something?

Me: It’s almost dinner time, let’s wait.

4yo: But just a little bread? Me: No, when you eat this close to dinner you don’t eat dinner.

4yo: [getting mad] Then I’m not hungry!

Me: Good, then you don’t need to eat right now.

4yo: [defiantly] Fine! Then I’ll eat dinner!

Me: I…think I actually won that round, my little would-be dictator.