5yo: Call me Queen Princess Majesty.
Me: Oh, really.
5yo: Yes, this is serious.
Me: Okay, Queen Princess Majesty.
5yo: PRINCESS.
Me: That’s what I said.
Husband: Don’t upset Her Majesty Princess Queen!
Me: Queen Princess Majesty!!
5yo: My old parents are…
Me: Wait, what happened to your old parents?
5yo: Oh, they’re still alive.
Husband: Who are your new parents?
5yo, looking confused: That’s you guys! [beat] I’m going to be a grown up when my sister dies.
Me and Husband - both turn slowly to look at 10yo.